I wish they'd had this when my Mom died in December. Thank God she gave my sister her password.

Man, I thought He Never Died was filmed ages ago. Why did it take so long to find a distributor?

Given this is an Apatow joint, it's almost certain to turn that tired, old, and misogynist trope on its head.

Wow, that is a terrible picture of him.

No Southern dates whatsoever. That makes me very sad.

I met Joe in 2008. I was working in a state mental health office and he was doing a presentation on Major Depressive Disorder. Totally swell guy and highly underemployed.

How do you type so well with hooves instead of fingers, Mr. Goat?

>all she had to do to be treated like a man was become a criminal.

So do Americans. We don't call it "Dom Depot" for nothing.

First: Awful winter weather? It's been in the 70s here in Louisiana for the last few days.

Terrible Lie.

It's almost cute how he's built his whole image on being the sort of vegetarian everybody hates.

It seems like a lovely place to live if you're looking for a quiet life.

As a native of the Gulf South, my favorite Mardi Gras horror flicks are Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh and Dracula 2000. That said, movies set during Mardi Gras (horror or otherwise) are awful almost without exception.

You forgot weed.

The Greater Good.

Is it just me, or does that town look exactly like the one from Hot Fuzz?

Okay, we can make all the sarcastic jokes we want, but damn if that commercial didn't bring tears to my eyes.

Limp Bizkit still exists? I thought Fred Durst overdosed on Axe body spray years ago.

You've definitely picked up a Dutch accent. It's natural to mimic an accent you're immersed in, though, especially if you're someone who moved around a lot as a kid.