Moneygrubber?!?

I actually don't have a problem with people doing whatever they want  with their own money.  It does seem a little silly to pony up money that the band isn't willing to to support their hobby.  If there's a demand for a record and a tour it should support itself.  If no one wants to pay you can always release your…

$10 and a burrito and I'll take a dump on your mom's chest.

Not having enough money to make records and tour is god's way of telling you your band sucks.

Tony Cornholer did it better.

I'm starting my own campaign.  If you donate money I can quit my job and spend more time on the AV Club.  With more time to spend posting maybe I'll come up with something that's actually worth reading.  Give generously so you don't have to read so many posts that suck!

Did she wink at you with her brown eye?!?

I watched Nuestra Belleza Latina.  They seem to have some advanced genetic engineering in Mexico where they're now creating women who are nothing but tits and ass.

I like the way they felt the need to point out that "Upton Rectory" is a parody of "Downton Abbey".

Boy, The Simpsons sure isn't as good as it was back in the day.

Do you know what you call Texas without the rest of the United States?

Let me just reach down between my legs and ease this seat back…

We have alligators and crocodiles in the U.S.

Fuck you with a big Lego dick!

The Co bros.

Who cut the cable in the first place?!?

Maybe the song most Americans learn before they can even talk?!?

Has everyone already forgotten Phil Hartman?!?

*farts*

Something something Cleveland steamer.