That is a perfect Lindsay Lohan impression. Right after the accident.

That is a perfect Lindsay Lohan impression. Right after the accident.

I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fucking mind.

I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fucking mind.

It's no biastioc, but this one's pretty good.

It's no biastioc, but this one's pretty good.

This comment wins.

This comment wins.

Here you go

Here you go

Mr. Tapeworm.
Also, War of the Superbikes.

Mr. Tapeworm.
Also, War of the Superbikes.

One pull-up, Private Bieber! Come on, pull! You gotta be shitting
me, Bieber! Get your ass up there! Do you mean to tell me
that you cannot do one single pull-up? You are a worthless piece of shit, Private Bieber!!

One pull-up, Private Bieber! Come on, pull! You gotta be shitting
me, Bieber! Get your ass up there! Do you mean to tell me
that you cannot do one single pull-up? You are a worthless piece of shit, Private Bieber!!

There's a lot of fucking holes in the desert.

I almost didn't watch this week because I was still pissed about last week. I thought this was actually a really good episode in all though. Of the four contestants, Joshua absolutely fucking killed it on that last song. That was easily one of the most impressive things I've ever seen on this show. Jessica had two…

I like the guy in the middle who just looks randomly angry that he walked into the wrong photoshoot.

Reading through this, I came to the realization that I somehow saw each one of these at some point. Although I have absolutely no recollection of watching them. I even remember Part 7.

Dick Cheney = Harris
GW Bush = Proctor

Good enough then.