Whoever's been shot the most times gets center square.

I seriously thought Fat Joe was retarded.

Fatal flying guillotine chops off your fuckin sqaure.

First Question: Where my killa tape at?

Slick Rick

Darkthrone?

You're just being nega.

Everywhere.

no

That kid is about to get molested by the dude on the left.

Okay. Maybe you missed it. This isn't some random internet nerd making a video in his basement. This asswipe is signed to Columbia fucking Records. It's our job to let people know that this shit isn't okay. I hope he is fucking reading this. If no one says anything negative, in two months twenty more assholes will…

Metal: Satan=Awesome

You should be careful referencing the Dawes article in the comments for this. If Dawes find out that this exists, they may become sentient and decide to destroy humanity for it's own good.

I bet this guy's mother wishes that abortion was successful now.

Quadruple sacrifice to the dark lord I'm guessing.

here's our new column. it's okay I guess, whatever.

Didn't Brokencyde get started at the Warped Tour too?

I know what I'm doing tonight.

I hope this guy gets raped in prison.

They should have picked something from Atilla.