Hee Jun is either the biggest internet troll that ever lived or he legitimately thinks this shit is awesome. Either way, he's my new favorite contestant.

That was clearly the first time she ever heard of an appendix.

She does seem functionally retarded.

Billy Joel Week: because that's what all the kids are listening to.

Tonight on Survivor: A Horrible asshole gets Appendicitis.

Don't forget Pantera.

Eddie Van Halen was at 70, just behind Zoot Horn Rollo of the Magic Band. David Gilmour was at 82. Slash was not on the list. It was a fucking travesty.

I think it was their list of the 100 greatest guitarists that finally pushed them over that cliff.

I read everything on that site in the voice of randy jackson.

Lord knows I have plenty of times.

Honestly it's not any more embarrassing than anything Flava Flav has done in the last 15 years.

Efil4zajnin

They need to just go ahead and make a movie called Benedict Cumberbatch. It could be about crumpets and fucked up teeth. It would be the most English movie ever made.

I will gouge out your firstie and skull first you!

Their urban dictionary page is one of the greatest things ever.

Well, Brokencyde happened. I think everyone learned their lesson from that.

Quiet, we're trying to keep that a secret.

Hubble Deep Field fucking rules.

She got screwed with that song choice on Wednesday and basically said as much when Seacrest interviewed her.

I had the Pia Toscano at the Olive Garden last week. It was fucking fantastic.