I can't be the only one who is fast forwarding through all the judges' comments at this point. They are sometimes good for comic relief, but at this point they are functionally useless on this show. The thing people liked about Simon isn't that he was mean to people, it's that he was honest. If something sucked, he…

Even more reason to hate him then.

He was also the only one who wasn't boring as fuck.

Avenged Sevenfold fans really fucking hate the AV Club.

Wu Tang legos might be my new favorite thing on the internet.

Do I win some kind of award for this?

jesus fucking christ. it happened again.

The thing is, Tim Dog is far from being even a competent rapper. But Fuck Compton remains one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

I was the whitest president.

That was a skit right there in itself.

You realize you're on the internet now right?

My shit is more john blaze than that.

link?

At least it looks like everything's on fire.

It's a backpack full of Dane Cook cds and black dildos

Hey. let go of my sideburns.

Fuckin half of these things are broken.

The most awkward part is that it was Puff daddy doing the sucking.

You know that's not really how she made that money, right?

Most other rap music adds up to the same.