listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd, driving a Volkswagen station wagon, and smoking home-grown marijuana
Sounds exactly like my life. Except i can't play bass for shit, so I'm pretty screwed.

Terrence Glaze and Rexx Rocker ftw.

I've been going through the back catalogue of all four recently. I'd agree that Metallica belongs at the top of the pantheon because they were so consistently awesome from 1983-1988 that no one could hope to compare. Even Kill Em All is fucking amazing when you consider how young they were. And Justice For all is on a…

The major rager on the four string motherfucker.

Probst is clearly the one who enjoys his job the most.

Franklin Pierce was nominated. He won the emmy for most alcoholic President.

Taxi Driver starring Michael Cera. Shit would be hardcore.

I have a chair on my lawn. It's where i drink beer and yell at kids to get off my lawn all day. It's fucking awesome.

Bruce Campbell has been replaced by Michael Cera in the remake.

Schillinger was pretty good in Juno.

Kenny Rogers Jackass was the one worthwhile thing Mad TV ever did, but it is fucking great.

This is good news. I had an old copy of that album and it sounded fucking terrible. I'll be checking that out.

The new guy doesn't have the Brazilian accent. That kills it.

I've been married for eight years. It usually takes me a half case of beer to get through all five hours of So You think You Can Dance.

You're supposed to hate everyone.

Should I remove my dick from it then?

Please tell me you are going to be covering this weekly.

Dick
Seems like a sociopath. His daughter also has apparently started doing meth.

Metal guy seems like a poser. I like metal a lot and I don't go around throwing the devil horns and screaming at people in normal conversation. He's probably a roadie for Hinder or some bullshit. I want to root for this guy but he needs to stop trying to be metal.

Jordan's nipples probably are pretty stupid.