The best rap song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Me, i like the butt. Put a bag over the face and do your business.

The fact that you could see her vagina is what makes it alluring.

The thing is those girls are fucking hot, but you know they all had copious 70s bush. Probably growing down their legs.

Has anybody ever read Rolling Stone's top guitarists of all time? It's pretty hilarious.

No. Country songs should be about drinking yourself to death, and prison. That's it.

Shut the fuck up and go make me some meatballs.

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Didn't Varg Vikernes just get out of prison? Did this guy live near any churches?

You're definitely not going to want to read this.

NYS thruway
I wonder if the same principle applies to toll booths. I drive on the Thruway to work and pay tolls every day. There are usually three lanes open. Without fail the one that I get into is always someone from out of state who is asking for fucking directions or an old woman who has to count her change. Also…

I only play alone.

I'm gonna need to start drinking a lot more to get ready for this. I'm making that my new year's resolution.

Warcraft II because it's hilarious.

It sounds like I'm going to have to start a new character to get the full content out of this game, which is fine, but I already did that last year when I got bored waiting for the expansion. So my new one is up to 40 now and I have to go back and do a lot of the same shit again to see some cool new things.

Nazjatar / Slayerdeath
I also had a gnome warlock named Fancyass.
Looks like I need to restart my account.

I wouldn't talk Rutherford. Your wife banned alcohol at White House parties for four years. My parties were off the fucking hook.

Straight Outta Locash

Ice-T was in Leprechaun In The Hood. Possibly the greatest movie ever made.

He makes songs for hoes and sounds like the cookie monster.

The additional upside down crosses on his face obviously.