King Diamond should not be from fucking Texas. Texas is not grim and frostbitten.

I respect your beard, but my sideburns are much better.

I don't think that video could ever not be entertaining.

In Jonathan's defense, Victoria was super fucking annoying.

He's climbin in your windows, he's snatchin your people up.

is this a new gimmick?

it does now.

Wait, what the fuck is this?

All their albums are amazing. The new one is definitely the best thing they've ever done though.

Death Metal for girls.

You forgot Lucifer Sam, Jugband Blues, and Astronomy Domine. Syd Barrett was a fucking genuis.

Stigmata still plays, infrequently though> I suspect they've all gotten real jobs by now.

Once Upon The Cross definitely qualifies.

As long as it still sounds like GG Allin singing for a Norwegian metal band I'm definitely on board.

Katy Perry is metal as fuck.

scream, fat boy, scream.

ZMF also admitted to being a Marilyn Manson fan. That shit is unforgivable.

woods+sadness+introspection+grandpa guitars" black metal is pretty much my go to genre, so I am really fucking excited about this.

Process of Guilt
Erosion. Technically it came out last year, but I just picked it up. They're from Portugal. Maybe the best doom metal album I have ever heard.

I used to go to the Q all the time to see Section 8 and all the hardcore bands from Troy. Those were the days. It was nice to see Burning Human back together.