Holy Fucking Shit.

I fully support this man's facial hair.

Seriously. What the fuck has happened to this band.

Don't forget the seventh caller gets tickets to Shinedown and Hinder at the Palace this Tuesday.

They're named after a line from Pirates Of The Carribean. So there's that too.

I just got Yggdrasil the split they did with Satyricon a long time ago. Really fucking good.

Any word on when the Kerry King - David Mustaine beatdown is going to happen?

I strangled a couple of werewolves during my administration.

Actually he's currently working on a haunting adaptation of Goodnight Moon

The Meatmen
I saw them open a show for GWAR in 95. They were terrible in a good way.

I had the best sideburns of any president. I think we can all agree on that.

I was considered very attractive for the 1880's. I also have awesome sideburns. Abe Lincoln was a dork.

Ahhhhrgh! Not the bees!

You missed the best part then.

One of these days you're gonna get organaizized.

This movie is a documentary about the time Bronson spent in new York.

I know mine is.

The Prime Directive in the Death Wish series is "do not fucking come anywhere near Charles Bronson." Especially if you are an attractive woman or a punk. Violating the prime directive means instant death.

If Bronson had starred in Home Alone it would have been a whole different movie.

Death Wish 4 is a fucking work of art.