Death Hunt has Charles Bronson, Lee Marvin, and Carl Weathers. Bronson also shoots about 50 people in ten minutes. It's a classic.

Clint Eastwood didn't kill nearly enough people in Gran Turino. If Bronson had been there it would have been a bloodbath.

Death Wish 3: Psychotic Boogaloo

Hey, it's the first Nicole Krauss comment that is actually true.

That movie was called American History X.

Brokencyde is at least hilarious.

Scumdogs of The Universe is a really good album. Even without the visuals. Gwar fucking rocks.

Through Silver In Blood was mind blowing.

You should name your first album The Notebook.

I've just been blocked from editing their Wikipedia page.

Abandon All Ships
Just saw this on the Iron Maiden Headbanger's Ball and almost died laughing. They make Attack Attack look like Napalm Death. I don't get kids these days. Where's my gun.

French hardcore sounds pretty hilarious. Can you name some of those bands so I have something to listen to later on when I've been drinking.

Terror is good for what they do.

Fairyland is hilarious.

The breakdown is the part of the song where the singer sounds like he wants to fight.

I really like Through Silver In Blood and Souls At Zero. Haven't gotten into the later stuff. It seems to me like they've gotten less heavy. Dave Eddy needs to do more backing vocals.

Sabbath put out some truly awful shit in the mid 80s. Most everything before is untouchable. I would agree with this one. Ozzy started sucking sometime shortly after Bark At The Moon.

Were you able to fuck her?

Kevin Spacey was the best thing about Seven.

Except he was never really awesome. Chuck D and Terminator X carried those albums. Flavor Flav isn't doing shit now that he wouldn't have been doing back then.