Jesus fucking christ, someone actually owns those albums?

And Justice For All might actually be the culmination of thrash metal as an art form.

and contemplates suicide.

Black Sunday
is fucking classic. Temples of Boom is not half bad either.

I would guarantee she has not been poked in the last 15 years.

Apocalypse 91 had By the Time I Get to Arizona and a bunch of other good shit as well.

My War is an awesome album.

It's because one of them has sickle cell, as Tupac pointed out.

Idicocracy was great. If you don't like Idiocracy, fuck you.

Get Rich Or Die Trying was a decent album. The next one was about half decent. The rest has been mostly shit, but I will stick up for those two albums.

Kiss has about five songs that are listenable.

How's her driving? Is she good at math?

And Justice For All is their strongest album and the peak of their songwriting. I like the production on it because it sounds fucking weird and distant. I'll defend Death magnetic too. It's better than anything they did after Justice.

It would have been funnier if they threw a potato at him.

Is that Ass Dan?

GG Allin's guitarist made it work.

Except they were awesome when you were a kid, unless you're 12.

They're Irish, so half that crowd was probably already drunk by noon.

You think that post is one in a million, but you're fucking crazy.

I remember in an old video Sebastian Bach getting hit in the face with a vodka bottle and then proceeding to beat the living shit out of several audience members. The 80s were awesome.