It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man.

Drinking Steel Reserve will kill you.

Firsties made of fail,
Slip into the sea,
Eventually

Nosferatu was fucking cool. Vampires shouldn't be pussies. I blame Ann Rice.

Angelina Jolie is going to start shooting as many local local people in Sarajevo as possible this fall. Does the UN know about this?

Deicide with Halford singing would be hilarious.

because they would beat your ass.

I like bands where the singer sounds like he wants to kill you.

NERDS!!!

"The Penis Mightier" for $100

It's like the LL Bean fall catalog exploded insided a Gap outlet.

In the 1870's we just made shit up as we went along.

Hooded Menace is a hilarious band name.

They had plenty of good riffs on their first album. Plus wolves.

The Atari box art was always much cooler than the actual games.

Jesus
Just look at these dorks.

I approve of The Sword.

If I ever start a grindcore band it's going to be named Bloody Diaper.

Canadians are fucking hilarious.

I would eat her ass after a five day camping trip.