Nickelback is the pinnacle of the shred videos, but that one is a close second.

I always thought that Slipknot was a halfway decent metal band that were trapped by a ridiculous concept.

I drank a lot of cough syrup before watching last week's episode. It helped a lot.

I once got thrown out trying to gate crash a Bon Jovi concert.

It gets much worse actually.

It's been off the rails since about halfway through the first season.

I bet she has perky nipples.

and in my basement.

Regarding Travis Garland, to paraphrase an A.C. song, I don;t think I could bench press the amount of effects on that kid's voice. That shit was embarrassing to watch. I liked the girl in the shorts though. And it's good to see that Eminem's still getting work, even if he's only a backup dancer.

She's a Russian midget hooker pretending to be a nine year old girl who Casey adopted.

She's more talented than the other people on the show, for one.

I don't think Seacrest has completed the surgery yet.

And that's how death metal got invented.

He drowned while swimming with some dolphins.

It had a couple of kick ass songs.

Axel was my favorite character on Twisted Metal.

Maybe he was wearing his bicycle shorts too tight that day.

I like Adam and all, but did you say that he improved led Zeppelin over the original?

You apparently haven't watched 16 and pregnant yet.

Watching the video by Cinderella: "Look at me guys, I'm twirling my guitar and kicking just like we did at practice!"