I'll ask them next time I visit your house.

Celtic Frost's last album was strong.

This guy seems like Charles Bronson, Chuck Norris, and Clint Eastwood rolled into one. I wouldn't fuck with him.

Or it could be that he's the only one on the judge's panel who isn't functionally retarded.

Why are you even watching this show dude.

After last night, I vastly prefer Lee to David Cook, Douche chops, or Ford Commercial Guy.

Yes, that song sucks hard. i thought the performance was great though.

Superjoint Ritual should hire him as their singer next.

This guy sounds fucking awesome.
This entire article makes me wat to listen to some GG Allin. I've got some downloading to do tonight.

The GG Allin version of that song is hilarious.

Are any of the other AV Club writers hot?

I was into Nonpoint for about five days back in 2000. So, I'm super excited.

That one album they did with Fred Durst for one.

Whatever record had Chemi Kill on it was fantastic.

They're one of the good ones.

Out Of The Cellar is indeed a great fucking album. Hardly a weak track on the entire record.

Marduk always seemed like they really really meant it.

James is hilarious.

Roving death squads?

Someone should make King Diamond the next singer for Black Sabbath.