Pitchfork: 3.4

"The record will be pressed onto clear green vinyl for a limited, 1500-copies-only run available exclusively through Polyvinyl’s online store. The LPs in most stores, on the other hand, will be on 180-gram pink vinyl. Another 250 copies of a limited-edition green cassette tape will be sold via Joyful Noise…

Also, I think there's a Dark Side of the Moon/Wizard of Oz joke in there too.

It's kind of the point that this is a motherless world. There are unmotherly women and motherlike men, but their actual mom's identity is moot.

Don't forget that she literally doesn't have any friends!

Bonus thing: As thanks to Phish for covering their song, the Apples posted "Fish Heads" by Barnes & Barnes on Facebook. I enjoyed that probably more than I should have.

Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the moooooon?

Aww, can we share teenage X-Files reviews? (Definitely reviews, not fanfiction. Yep.)

We don't like to talk about that.

Do actual humans still write for this website? Huh.

Too long for a license plate, but not too long for a T-shirt!

A Twitterer's Tale

Much Ado About Planking.

Jon Hammlet.

I'm going to rank this with http://sterlingarcherdraper… as being a worthy mashup. (There aren't many good ones, but when they're good, they're very good.) PIZZA HOUSE!

Is the Internet not producing anything except halfhearted mashup-type things anymore, or is this pretty much a one-note A.V. Club feature now?

And now I'm imagining Walt flapping his arms and going "bock bock bock!"

I am the one who bocks.

I read that as a sentence. It almost makes more sense.

It's fit to be fit.