Never Unsee Those Pony Bosoms will win the Pulitzer Prize for poetry in 2015.

You tell Bill, I said have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.

They added categories for later versions. It sucks compared to the original.

The proper phrasing is "I've read your website, you magnificent bastard!"

Only in the original version. Not that dates, movie titles and anagrams bullshit they sell now.

There's better, more detailed info about the spatial stuff on youtube:

Even better than this was the TV miniseries they made before that, The Revenge of Cobra. It has a great action movie structure, with teams splitting up across locations all over the world. There's a sandstorm, weird killer vines, a hockey battle, lots of good Zartan lines, all kinds of awesome stuff.

For those who have not seen it, here's the hilarious Siskel & Ebert review of Frozen Assets:

Yep, same here. Anyone who buys a ticket to this nonsense should be forced by law to watch Bong Joon-ho's film. I have friends who aren't into foreign films, and if there was ever a movie to sway their minds, it's the one where a Korean director out-Spielbergs Spielberg.

This is a movie where a rich white boy (who would later star in porn), buys a black comedian at a toy store solely for his entertainment.

Good call on the comparison to the Errol Morris film. There's a lack of judgment in both that's really appealing.

If I had serious money, I'd fund a buddy cop movie starring Stevie and Mike Schank.

The lead singer of The Killers has the most punchable name in the history of modern music.

Agreed. We should have more liked gays. I commend you for your progressive attitude.

So, if I'm following you, what you're saying is they replaced Caruso with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?

The "damaged but optimistic" Mike Schank is one of the greatest characters in any documentary. No one could possibly write a Mike Schank.

Spot-on about Ballhaus. I generally agree with the article that Redford is a little see-and-say with his camera, but his choice of collaborators is what makes this a great film.

(raises hand vigorously)

Yes, love it and saw them live. They were fantastic. That's why I was asking.

He kind of looks like Red Skull these days.