Bizarro Foghorn Leghorn was my assumption.

Bizarro Foghorn Leghorn was my assumption.

It's all because Ebert "said" they weren't art!

It's all because Ebert "said" they weren't art!

@avclub-2dd78e6d27abfc8092491a5b76d415fa:disqus Festering jizz-box is my new insult. Thank you.

@avclub-2dd78e6d27abfc8092491a5b76d415fa:disqus Festering jizz-box is my new insult. Thank you.

Fun Fact: Paul Westerberg started the trend of wearing clothes backwards.

Fun Fact: Paul Westerberg started the trend of wearing clothes backwards.

There truly was an overabundance of sexy joking in that movie.

There truly was an overabundance of sexy joking in that movie.

It's pretty terrible. Shannon is great, but I also sort of like DiCaprio in it because he's a very convincing asshole. There seems to be some idea out there that he should play heroes or nice guys, which goes counter to how he comes across onscreen. The Departed got this right too—he seems like a jerk and only seems…

It's pretty terrible. Shannon is great, but I also sort of like DiCaprio in it because he's a very convincing asshole. There seems to be some idea out there that he should play heroes or nice guys, which goes counter to how he comes across onscreen. The Departed got this right too—he seems like a jerk and only seems…

And it was still hugely successful, because it's motherfucking Smokey and the Bandit.

And it was still hugely successful, because it's motherfucking Smokey and the Bandit.

The only kind, really.

The only kind, really.

Not to knock Basinger, but a doorstop is worlds better than Ali MacGraw.

Not to knock Basinger, but a doorstop is worlds better than Ali MacGraw.

Disagree about the D.O.A. remake which is pretty intense and suspenseful throughout, even if the culprit is obvious. I'm actually shocked it's from the same people who made the Super Mario Bros. movie because it has a number of excellent sequences, most notably the murder of Quaid's wife. There was a great write-up of…

Disagree about the D.O.A. remake which is pretty intense and suspenseful throughout, even if the culprit is obvious. I'm actually shocked it's from the same people who made the Super Mario Bros. movie because it has a number of excellent sequences, most notably the murder of Quaid's wife. There was a great write-up of…