You know what Judy Garland and The Wizard of Oz are missing? Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk," in its entirety, with the pauses as Lindsay Buckingham intended.

At what at point does Sir Ian's awesomeness stop being a factor in this? As the t-shirt reads, "I'm Gandolf and Magneto, Get Over It"

In a slash-fiction story I just read! Hurrah for speculative fiction!

A Brit with a time machine, you say? One that allows her to traverse through timey wimey time and space, all to witness lame origin stories, you say? Two hilarious Muppets movies, you say?

So far the best response Area Mannix has come up with is, "You're just some guy on the internet who doesn't like Mel Gibson." … which is true

Dear Area Mannix ~~ I'm sorry these comments about someone that you value, the same person who most of the commentators here seem to feel was racist/ sexist/ homophobic/ abusive, is somehow problematic to you … but saying that I don't like Gibson's work because I don't understand alcoholism is like saying that I…

I deeply appreciate your need to find worth in someone who I find abominable, because it reminds me that no matter what sins a person might commit there will always be supporters who will rally in their time of need —- that isn't a good thing, but it is what the real world gives us.

Which is like saying Hunter Thompson didn't mean to be an author, he was just drunk. The man remains unforgivable. He's a horrible actor, and a worse drunk. The best thing he can do is go away, volunteer at a soup kitchen. Learn to be human again.

You're talking about 9 years of bad movies, if the man was anything other than a total hack he could have at least volunteered for community theater, and even that would have been something I'd have passed up on.

You mean after Hacksaw Ridge, Blood Fathers, The Expendables 3, Machete Kills (sorry Trejo), Get the Gringo, The Beaver and Edge of Darkness? Those were terrible movies, drunk or sober.

I'm sorry, did you just say that Ian McKellen's character is suppose to be heterosexual? Magneto as an ironworking family man?

Isn't Lisa forever 7 years old? and so, unlike Ned, who was raised by beatniks and is, by definition, insane, someone that we're hard-wired to forgive, even if the writers make her terrible once in a while?

Wait—-Martin has a mother who didn't die horribly years ago because of a Wiggum related gag?

Shush your mouth, Freddie Redd is the best jazz pianist this side of hell.

Any Dr. Who episodes with ‎Clara Oswald in it makes me want to rewatch anything with River Song, Rose Tyler, Amy Pond, Donna Noble and (and Pazithi Gallifreya forgive me) Martha Jones. Lots of people blame Peter Capaldi for running the show into the ground because he's so old and cranky and soooo not fun to watch, but…

* And Mike Damone cries bitterly into his hands *

Kampuchea's 1984 movie The Killing Fields made me never want to watch or listen to anything that John Lennon (sans Beatles) ever recorded. Give me Shakes The Clown, the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies. Yes, I know that they're both total f+cking shitte but at least Bobcat Goldthwait never thought that lyrics…

Is this like saying you never heard of Mozart’s Eine Kleine Nachtmusik before watching Ace Ventura? Because to claim that Julie Taymor's movie was anything other than horrific is missing the point.

I freakin' love Romeo + Juliet, Throne of Blood, Titus, West Side Story, Forbidden Planet, Ran, O, Looking For Richard, Prospero's Books and Merchants of Penis … but by the simple act of trying to watch any of them I've had to go back to the source material again and again —- as a friend once said, "it's really not…

Because you've never touched the source material that you claimed to enjoy? Isn't this like the suckers who claim that Jim Carrey's Grinch monstrosity also somehow introduced a new generation to the glory of Seuss? Just open your mouth wide at the promise of Across The Universe and … gag.