Unless you're talking about Kathy Acker, and then cunnilingus and ripping off other authors in the name of post-modernism is the only way to go. Blood and Guts in High School!

Is this like admitting that you found Oaktown's 357 "Juicy Gotcha Krazy" because of Hammer?

If you actually have to say that then you weren't there and missed out on something glorious.

Finally, someone who can read!

Actually, any youth spent listening to The Doors was wasted. It's like someone saying their favorite song on "Imagine" was "Oh Yoko" … there's nothing that you can say afterwords to redeem yourself.

Yes, what about those slightly better but not really good covers? Because to talk about them you also have to mention William Shatner' Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds and Bing Crosby's Hey Jude and George Burns' With A Little Help From My Friends, and Joel Grey's She's Leaving Home, and Tennessee Ernie Ford's horrific…

In a different time you'd have someone writing in saying, "I loooved that song about Jellicle Cats, can you believe the same wrinkly old dude also made a song about a wasteland?" And thus Modernism, like Ezra Pound's penis, shrinks a little more each year.

Like getting forced by a deranged goon flatmate into buying tickets to see Mudhoney at Reading and getting to see Shonen Knife for the first time? The world is a better place with Twist Barbie.

The music of John Winston Ono Lennon.

Can we pause for a moment and bask in Dylan's glorious pencil mustache? In an era where bland hipster upper lip fuzz is everywhere it's refreshing to see Ol' Croaky Voice channel his inner- Vincent Price and John Waters and rock the "sinister maitre 'd" look. Bravo, sir, bravo!
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I'm amazed someone handed Jodie chickabee Foster $27 million and said, "The Beaver was such an enjoyable movie, please spend this however you like." She's not in Shyamalan or Uwe Boll territory but her contribution to the ick factor keeps growing.

"The filmmakers were working to put something on the screen that … had never been shown before by Hollywood"

"whose appearance was more typically African"

There has been only one actor who has ever been able to pull off Hitler, Dick Shawn's Lorenzo St. DuBois.

Why don't more people love Orson Welles' role as Unicron in The Transformers movie?!?!?!?

Christopher Walken can do no wrong, but no one can match Louis Prima as King Louie. Sorry, Jungle Book remake.

As much as I love Yul Brynner there is only one Seven Samurai and Takashi Shimura and Toshiro Mifune are the stars. What Kurosawa gave us is perfect, even 62 years later.

As much as I loved William Thomas's performance in the original Little Rascals, Eddie Murphy will always be Buckwheat for me.("Wookin' Pa Nub in all da wong paces. Wookin ' Pa Nub.")

Which was a better Starbuck from the original and reboot BSG … Katee Sackhoff as the mad booty Kara Thrace? or Dirk Benedict as the smoker of cheap cigars bad boy?

There is only one Julia Child … Dan Aykroyd on SNL. "Oh, now I've done it — I've cut the dickens out of my finger."