My political post always leans hard to the left!

We're gonna need a bigger thread.

The movie can only be watched with 3D glasses and individual, theater-issued Bat signals.

It's the name of a bar in my city. Total sausage fest, for some reason.

I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that I have one Snickers left. The bad news is that IT IS PINNED TO MY BODY. LET ME OUTTA HERE DISQUS!

In eight years?!? In eight years I will have eaten myself because I am becoming a FLAPJACK.

Hey! Why is it getting so damn tight in here?

This joke is gold, folks, so 'like it up already!

Ouch! You kids've got me feeling like I've outgrown my Borscht Belt!

Seriously, I like the show Girls. But Lena Dunham, naked? Is it just me, or could the show use a few more yuks and a few less yucks?

Run into him on the street? I hope you're driving a bulldozer!

I just don't get any of his stuff.

He'll be more animated than MacFarlane!

Hackneyed?!?

I can't believe that you comedy Pioneers can't come up with anymore TV puns for this thread.

Change that to Ringing endorsement and you've got yourself a chuckle!

Jennifer Lawrence (accepting award): "You're an alien-faceed weirdo, MacFarlane."
MacFarlane: "Touché!"
JL: "I was thinking 'toupée'."