It certainly didn't stop those Spider Man fans!

The argument that a sixteen year old white girl throwing shade at the upper echelon of hip-hop with the same tired arguments that people have been throwing at hip-hop since forever has racial undertones isn't even a little silly, if you ask me.

Embarassingly enough, I actually did this semi-regularly.

Ah, the innocent, simple days when everyone still had both of their testicles.

Oh, that's what I meant by "This one." Thankfully, I didn't say downvote in this one, though.

I just downvote any post I see with the word downvote in it.

I was 19 and not terribly well developed in my understandings of comedic history and the like, but I remember laughing my balls off in the bathroom reading a copy of The Essential Lenny Bruce that I found at a used bookstore in the late 90s. He had a whole lot of groundbreaking and genuinely funny bits, though I…

That's pretty much what I was going for.

It's a shame they can't be more like Season 2 and have innovative ideas like a paintball-themed finale.

I sure do like cheese!

I went last summer and forgot to pack a wife. Awkward!

Anyone willing to steal a portion of your property like that is capable of doing ANYTHING, and you have no choice but to stand your ground.

I will never stop being sad that I discovered Edie Brickell was saying "Choke me in the shallow water" rather than "Shove."

I have actually seen him 'ooh' and 'aah.'

I compulsively downvote pretty much any post with the word 'downvote' in it.

I have never acted in a real play, but I still dream of getting to play Mercutio some day.

Actually, can I go fictional and speak of my deep and abiding love for Jeanette Deschatel, now that I think of it? She's not even my usual type, but there's something about her particular brand of smirking cynicism that's made me want a piece of that ever since she was running scams with Sawyer.

Actually, if you can keep the ol' brain under control, pot speeds up the metabolism a bit! Also, getting high and eating like a whole thing of cherry tomatoes is a perfectly valid option imo.

I'm not a huge fan of food porn as a general rule, but I do have to honestly admit that I'd probably just charge up to Alton Brown and do my best to slide directly in front of him on my knees if I were to see him in public.

My bottle of Lagavulin finally ran out, and there's no way I can afford another one any time in the near future.