Same here.

Everyone needs to have their age prominently displayed next to their username, so I can ignore everyone younger than me just as I do in real life.

Huge tracts of space.

Nobody on the east coast takes California schools seriously.

Daniel Tosh.

We like the A.V. Club and here's why you should too.

Ok, but when does he become captain of the Enterprise?

I was going to say that I don't understand that impulse, since your cell phone is mostly in your pocket, whereas you can glance at a watch easily without taking any real action. But I guess it makes sense if you actually are switching from a pocket watch.

The Magnificent Seven?

Yes, I think the original title was "The Lone Ranger of Mars".

I got an idea for a band: guitar, guitar, bass, drums, one of the guitar players also sings, all dudes.

Buffalo Springfield, but that's one I think of too.

"Voyager… just a waste of time"

Are we human or are we dancer?

If you live near DC you also get out of your car if there's snow, which apparently might as well be an apocalypse.

"Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery, and loss."

…Wolves Lower, Begin the Begin, Leave…

@avclub-146bc30c345d31f3468fec764a1970e1:disqus …that's a good point.

This is why when you go back in time it needs to be like Picard in "Tapestry", where you are actually redoing the time in your life.

It's also how the Greeks felt, and they didn't even have much of an empire. "Barbarian" basically means "people who don't speak Greek".