"I've never had a moment a few years later where I realized someone was interested in me, because those people just don't exist."

I laughed because I do that too.

"Gumshoes, Carmen has been tracked to a great ditch where souls constantly burn for eternity."

It gets lonely out there on the trail, especially after your wife drowns in the river because you stupidly tried to ford it.

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career: I can tell Uzbekistan from Kyrgyzstan while both are upside-down.

Yugoslavia existed until around 2003, so yes. The question is how big it was; it's possible it shrank every year.

I am happy that "The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw" is one of his favorites too.

What is it with Ricks?

What are you now, the CEO of tits *and* logistics?

There's an old French-Canadian folk song about a fictional ship the Julie Plante that sinks variously on Lac St Pierre or Lake St Clair (St Pierre is the original version though it traveled around and changed lyrics as folk songs do; a Michigan folk duo called "Mustard's Retreat" did a good version of the St Clair…

I guess "Ferryland Sealer" is about two ships. ("Our schooner and our sloop in Ferryland they do lie")

"they'd lock the doors all day so they could hole up watching Loose Change"

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians all day?

Hwæt!

I really want to see that now, though obviously it would never happen. I will just imagine it then.

Ugh, I wrote a kind of asshole rant here, but it's not worth it, so I deleted it. Sorry. Continue on.

"Will Wheaton, who made a lateral shift and is now arguably more famous than almost any of the other former Trek actors."

are we forgetting "The Omega Glory"?

Give @avclub-f16faf5d680d7b88e2e157c1c137c497:disqus all the likes.

Not as bad as Star Trek TNG where Troi beats Data in chess via "intuition".