Pussy Riot ends up in prison while Nickelback's crimes against humanity continue to go unpunished.

Hey, it's ok about GOT going on hiatus, because I'm sure the next book will be out soon! 

Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke". But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something around. That way if anyone asks you, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

It's easy to want more money. That's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.

My favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd go to his cave, and every once in awhile he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that we found out Uncle Caveman was a bear.

Hoping for an analysis of diacritical marks next. Or perhaps ligatures.

Kids in the Hall fans aren't made… they're born. I think right now in Africa there's some guy madly beating on a drum. He's a Kids in the Hall fan.

THE A.V. CLUB
sorry if that's weird

"Your mother and I are rich. YOU have nothing."

Amazing what you can do when you don't waste your day.

The reviewer is a freelance writer, I'm pretty sure there has always been an "employment crisis" for those.

Ohhhh. I saw a car a few weeks ago with some bumper stickers that made reference to a place called "Forks" as if I was supposed to know what it was referring to. It's a Twilight thing then. The things you learn on the AV Club.

Not that I'm especially inclined to defend The Last Battle, which indeed sucked even when I was little, but the Susan thing is way overblown.

You're slacking. I took the under at 7 minutes for "first sanctimonious reply" to that post, and here Disqus says that was 8 minutes. Now I'm out fifty quatloos.

Klingon exception also applies to the fat restaurant owner on DS9 who plays the accordion.

The Great Escape From Rura Penthe

Jordana Spiro was ridiculously cute in this.

I'll have the, uh, pork pie, Manderly-style.

Jeyne mentioning Ramsay's dog is what got to me.