@EllenwithaNeckbeard
You do.

We also all believe that all white people are inherently incestuous and reek of mayo & bologna

It's true.

Chris Kattan is an intolerably smug cunt. He has NEVER made me laugh. The only joy I've ever derived from Mango was hearing Tracy Morgan shit on him in an interview.

How about we try the Top 5 Worst SNL Players?

Ah Phil, you were taken from us far too soon.

DEAD HEAT is getting some love? Awesome. I loved that movie as a kid. Just so fucking weird it had me enthralled.

Every alien ship portrayed on film the last five years have been identical. They all have this grimy, ramshackle design. It's basically scrap metal junk unceremoniously welded together by extraterrestrial hillbillies.

He has the constitution to sit awkwardly in Jamie Foxx music videos
But directing another shit Dan Brown adaptation is now too nauseating?

If they had to incorporate aliens, why didn't they come up with a unique design? That alien ship looked and sounded like one of Bay's Transformers.

Huh? Are we taking about the same dude from GAMER? Or FAST & FURIOUS?

Oh god, no, don't hate on his wife's appearance or especially his 12 year old daughter. That's just off sides.

One of the hardest laughs I got outta JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK was watching Smith's wife wedged in between Ali Larter and Eliza Dushku like she was another piece of eye-candy for the audience to savor.

You must be staring at Kevin Smith's wife through Crisco-coated sunglasses because she is heinous.

Has the potential to be pretty cool
A show that doesn't focus on cops, lawyers and vampires would be very welcomed. If the tone remains horrific as well as science fiction heavy, a series focusing on psychokinetic maniacs could be amazing.

AMERICAN BODY SHOP was an awesome Nick Offerman showcase. Plus I really liked HALFWAY HOUSE.

Nick Kroll is tolerable on CDR. He doesn't come within 100 miles of Andy Daly and Paul F. Tompkins-esque greatness.

Gotta agree with JayS. I thought that Keegan and Jordan were the only reason to watch MADTV in its last years. Even in shit sketches, which admittedly were the vast majority of the program, they managed to be funny. Many of their jokes just ran way too fucking long. I' looking forward to what they come up with.…

I'm still bummed out over Dwayne McDuffie and now this.

He's svelte for an american.