ZATOICHI was made a woman in the most recent film and I haven't heard many film critics complaining about the historical accuracy of that decision

Jon Glaser rocked the casbah on STROKER & HOOP. DELOCATED was pretty great too. I heard its coming back for a second season and I can't wait. The SKA-MITZVAH episode in particular was hysterical.

El Santo: I didn't think you supported her. I just feel like you're opinion is so dead-on that it annoys me. She's hot right now, so it's very possible we could be subjected to Halle Berry part deux.

Let's all jump back on the volcano bandwagon. Tommy Lee Jones & Pierce Bronson didn't satisfy my appetite for community-based, molten lava erupting mayhem.

This is irrefutable proof that time travel exists
History has clearly been rewritten around us because friends with benefits hasn't been relevant in over a decade.

No more Zoe Saldana for savage Satan's sake! I'm convinced that Zoe is an anorexic, lazier Halle Berry incarnation anyway. Time for her to go away. She's not nearly gorgeous enough to excuse such terrible acting

Bruce Willis fights an Abrams tanks while riding a Huffy bike
Can't wait to see John McClane take down five well-armed man with a half-empty box of Cream O'Wheat

Iman isn't a bad choice because she has age and grace. Whenever I watched ARCHER I always thought Aisha Tyler would be a good Storm. She's physically intimidating at 6 feet something, she's beautiful and can do a convincing African accent

Just gimme a Storm who can act. And has a thick African accent. Ororo Munroe has always been my favorite Xman and we have yet to catch a glimpse of how awesome she is because Singer chose to cast a porn-level hack actress

What about THE ONION MOVIE?

ottoman: Good point. Those rodeo clowns are Mr & Mrs Mass Market. Can't argue with that.

Otto Man: Hipster can be taken as both a positive and negative label to slap someone with. In Will.i.am's case I most certainly mean negative. Like Elaine referring to Kramer as a hipster doofus. Black Eyed Peas is all style, no substance. Like Lady Gaga. Which is why I said what I did and continue to stand by it.

Point me to the vast multitude of smear articles about Will.I.Am please, because I haven't read many. I'm sure the AV Club has mocked him, because he's worthy of scorn, but I've seen more red ink directed at Jessica Simpson than anyone else.

Doc Brown: The brothers company in the remake can be called PUGILIST WORLDWIDE

Linda Lovelace could actually ACT
Lohan's acting isn't even competent enough to mimic 70s porn

I was done with RAMBO after FIRST BLOOD
Enough with the Sly Stallone Geriatric Action Thriller Theatre. He has become very disturbing looking anyway, like a roided-up Jocelyn Wildenstein.

I can't think of a single character on the Boondocks that is a positive representation of anything. Huey is too much of a radical to succeed in life (and he is aware of that fact), Riley is an ignorant thug, Grandpa has a plethora of problems, as do Uncle Ruckus & Tom. The only character that is presented in a…

Bout time someone started clowning Will.I.Am
I've hated that hipster shit-stain with a white hot passion ever since he took what was once a fun, body-rocking hip hop group and turned them into N'Sync. I don't know what urine-soaked back alley dumpster he found Fergie in, but she must give a better blowjob than Sam…

Thanks, GhaleonQ. Can't wait

Drunk On Mystery: Well put. As aforementioned, the Jasmine arc ended very badly. Then again, Charisma Carpenter's pregnancy is mostly to blame for that. The writers didn't intend to take the story to that unsatisfying conclusion. With a little more time they could've delivered something special but c'est la vie. I'm…