Clearly I'm a callous, homophobic moron. Thank you all for explaining that to me. Message received. So would one of you brilliant people use that vast intellect to explain to a retard how a shirtless spread of an underaged kid for a teen scream magazine is NOT homoerotic?

Rohypnol, I knew plenty obese, self-conscious, angry children, and although I was never one of them, our mutual hatred of the Coreys bonded us. Maybe punkass little Caucasian kids wanted to be a Frog Brother but the rest of us just thought they were lame.

By the way, I grew up in the 80s and I didn't know one single dude on the face of the planet that didn't wish the Coreys were dead. You couldn't pick up a magazine, watch television or listen to the radio without hearing about those wankers. Girls screaming like idiots because Tiger Beat did a homoerotic spread of…

If my prayers have so much power how come the Black Eyed Peas are still breathing?

He was Amy Smart's redneck ex-boyfriend

Prayed for this day all throughout the 80s
Now that it's here I'm surprised I feel so bummed. It seemed like Hollywood (and life in general) really kicked his ass. Feel sorry for the kid. It was nice to see him in Crank 2 and I was hoping it'd be an indication that he was on the upswing. May he rest in peace.

Holy shit, Hatin! I had one of those too! It was for Donkey King and I still can't believe I fucking lost it. Those beautiful little blocks should be in a museum.

Kojak after some chemo

Anorexic Yul Brenner

Jorge Von Salsa, you lucky bastard. I haven't seen one of those since the early 90s. What game was on the machine? If I got my hands on one I'd cherish it as though it were my ticket on the last train outta Zombieville.

Touche'. I'd also compare him to Curly Howard from the Stooges but I love that guy too much to associate him with a tool like Corgan

Lex Luthor wants to drop an album?
Better get Superman on the horn. Mankind is once again in peril

Arcade cabinets fill me heart with love and wonder. These PS3 & Xboxs are great but damn I miss those tabletop consoles. Suddenly I feel old