Should I see a Zach Snyder movie?
This would be my first.

500 Days of Summer
Summer and whoever she marries at the end. Without knowing anything about the guy you know that marriage isn't going longer than 2 years.

Just shy of 5000 words
And people say Todd's long winded…

I want a baby
I can just head down to the hospital and pick one up today, right?

Can't understand why media people give them attention
DIAF

And if Deadwood is about the birth of a nation then why is it set, ah, 100 years after the nation was, you know, born?

Our nation is dead?
Damn, that sucks. It seems like something I would've noticed.

I think Kurt's dad is wearing out his welcome. The storyline so far has been well executed - well acted and very, very well written, but how many "This-is-hard-for-me-but-I-love-you-so-much" speeches has he given now…5?

Aw come on
This sort of piece requires you to find a movie so bad you can post the following: