"Everything's fucked up… except M&Ms! They're delicious!"

Hope this is good! I saw the pilot for the Locke & Key show that didn't get picked up at SDCC a couple years ago, which was solid (and disappointing it didn't get to series) so I'm excited about the movie!

I cry every day because this hasn't been gif'd by tumblr.

I still can't believe that this is a show. 15 year old me who had a copy of this confiscated by my history teacher and read aloud in front of the whole class screams internally every time I see it mentioned.

I climbed that fucking bell tower just for him.

I feel like I need to read Galveston just to better participate in internet arguments. To the library!

If you think "artistic integrity" is the reason white men are overrepresented in TV & movies, well, I have some beachfront property in Arizona to sell you.

He can play evil serial killer to goofy sitcom dad! The full white dude range!

I just googled "Yahoo Screen." Well, so that is a real thing.

They don't freak me out, but they seem like such terrible marketing. "Let's have people associate our show with something they don't want to look at or think about!" Seems like they'd put off more potential viewers than they'd bring in. I've seen one of these almost everyday for weeks and just had zero interest in…

I think that means the Dyad institute? It's not really an apt comparison…

He just doesn't want her to suffer the same ostracism as him, ok. #NotAllReanimatedCorpses

There was a distinct lack of tension leading up to the trial by combat. The pacing felt off. Like we went through the rest of the episode and then "oh, yeah, now the fight!" I think it needed a scene in King's Landing earlier in the episode. I'd have liked a scene where Oberyn announces his intent to fight for Tyrion…

That's how the comment came across to me too, and that's why I thought it was fucked up. As soon as Sally kissed the nerdy brother I cringed, cause I knew I was gonna see a bunch of smug "she made the RIGHT choice" comments. Nerd male entitlement is not a win for all nerdkind, ugh.

But making the white penises touch is tumblr's raison d'etre!

The episode title would be kinda confusing without that scene.

I think Jack knows. He gave Will a "stop enjoying this" look after one of Will's obvious double entendres.

She coulda just gone to a sperm bank instead of ending up the fifth wheel in a surreal orgy.

I was hoping her bullet would graze him, just to teach him a lesson about being needlessly creepy. Plus it would give Hannibal another wound to tend.

Wait, there's more than one kdrama about a time traveling doctor? Netflix recommendations have failed me.