"No……this can't BE……YOU'RE *DEAD*!"

I get a kick out of those conspiracy-laden '70s documentaries about UFOs, the Bermuda Triangle, etc. This one's completely batshit crazy and wildly entertaining: http://www.agonybooth.com/r…

"No… This can't BE… You're DEAD!"

I am impressed by how badly I chose my words.

Melinda Clarke is in this? I wish I'd been watching know. Have had a massive thing for her ever since that one ep of "Firefly."

Harold Lloyd and "Metropolis" were my intros to silent films. Loved them both.

Yes indeed. I don't watch a lot of silent films on a regular basis, but Harold Lloyd is always welcome on my screen.

Unlike the movie, which is amazing to this day, Thinking Machines didn't last long: http://thedailywtf.com/Arti…

Large, red block titles? Check.
Exact same movements and poses and expressions as every other CGI movie these days? Check.
Overstuffed voice cast? Check.

Seriously. Especially because that beluga just seems so damn cheerful.

Our gym teachers were all various kinds of oafs and louts. One of them was particularly meat-headed, and for some unfathomable reason had to substitute teach one of my science classes one day. I still vividly recall that the man could not say the phrase "bear cubs" correctly - he called them "bear cubes," every time.

WAVE 'O BABIES

I always loved Strong Bad's comment that Marshie commercials should be rated NC-17, for "Needlessly Creepy times 17"

I sometimes use Strong Bad's mocking/misspelling of notoriously unpopular mascot Marshie from that Halloween fan costume video with the awful Marshie costume.

Wrath of Khan doesn't end (uh, *SPOILERS*, I 'spose) with Kirk "realizing" that spacecraft can move in three dimensions - more, it's that they realize that Khan, while certainly brilliant, isn't trained in spaceflight and *doesn't* think about that, so they can use it against him.

I never really saw the problem with organic web shooters.  If you've got me to accept that a radioactive spider bite = spider strength, or whatever, I have zero problem rolling with "also it makes him shoot webs" as well.  It seemed more believable than "high school kid is bitten by radioactive spider, develops spider…

Kidding aside, the lighting/shading thing that the Simpsons artwork has had for several years now has always bugged me.  It seems unnecessary.

So Milhouse has car headlights coming from behind him, but his back is in shadow and his front is well-lit?  Are we supposed to believe that this is some kind of magic headlight or something?

Remember:  orange and teal are THE ONLY COLORS IN THE WORLD.

Legitimately surprised by the inclusion of The Car.