Brian Johnson will never replace Bon Scott in my book.

He should have mentioned his love of 30 Rock.

so did she.

He can't resist the Judas Iscariot Cake.

now THAT really moistens up a room.

"Let me tell you about my navel."

Isn't online dating as a whole a "will this do"?

Well, shit. I put all my stock in "Diners, Drive-ins, & Dives" and "It's Me Or the Dog." 

yes, I would watch "Fuck Mary Worth, Mark Trail."

Kermit's fingers!

first in line at the discount puppet pussy sale.

an awesome, expensive today awaits you in the off-world colonies! A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!

Haters wanna hate. Lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above.