I'm 19, and it saddens me to know that I'm probably one of the few (if not the only) person my age who would put The Dick Van Dyke Show and Taxi in my Top 5 comedies of all time. If I mention them to others, I usually just get a perplexed look as a reaction.

I'm just going to pretend that they took a few cues from Max on Happy Endings, then toned down things a bit with his characterization.

CLEARLY, this resurgence is more due to the *immense* success of The Kennedy TV Miniseries starring Greg Kinnear and Barry Pepper. Get it together, AV Club.

I'm hoping for the spin-off chronicling Connie Hilton's attempts to get that hotel on the Moon he always wanted.

Showtime Exec: *sees news* How the fuck didn't we do this? WHO STOLE MY COKE?!?!?

You will never find out.

Go back to the Howdy Doody Circus Army, Mr. President.

Hoping to go 0-for-31, this year! It already lost on Sunday for 3 of its guests!

*cut to black*

@avclub-9c33ea7188cb0fc5d524f4ad1e8d8fc5:disqus Well, if you weren't so invisible, maybe you'd receive more compliments.

The episode that won her the Emmy, Season 4's "Je Ne Sais What?", has a great little arc for the character as she gets arrested while hired to run an athletic doping case. She gets this great moment at the end that shows how - despite her loopiness - Elsbeth is actually a really competent and insightful lawyer.

I'd say that helps my point, though. While Scorsese's win was no doubt a career win, The Departed is also a highly acclaimed feature, and many would say that it was at least one of the better films of 2006, if not the best. While the win doesn't make his snubs for Raging Bull or Goodfellas any less egregious, he at…

So we talk about the results of the Creative Arts Schlemmy's but nothing about the Honorary Oscars? Not even any obvious jokes about Angelina Jolie or anything?

Al Pacino: "Hey Marty, get out of my seat."

Speaking of which, he got nominated starring opposite Noah Wyle in one of those "Librarian" movies, too.

Let's go, Anna Gunn in Drama!! Take down the Dame!

So tell me, turtle, just how does the subplot with Masuka's daughter resolve itself in the Dexter series finale next week?

Daniel Day-Lewis as Tyler Perry as Lando. Of course.

With Jason Segel as the young Palpatine?

I think he was 10, actually.