Gah, I constantly have to re-evaluate my love for Regina Spektor every time she's used as hipster-fodder.
Also, as if Chris O'Dowd was described as 'average'! He's a fine-looking man! Though his American accent hurts my ears.

It still makes me laugh when Tim tells everyone to use the accessories 'thoughtfully'.
Does he think that if he doesn't, the designers will send their models down the runway with hats on their feet? 
And yes, I know it's actually about getting a little more promo in for Lord and Taylor/Bluefly/whatever accessories…

Zero. Zero is the chance you can get Zac to leave his boyfriend for you, because I'm pretty sure I've called dibs on him at some point, so… yeah.

Ah, I see! Wonderful!

@avclub-4890b244b694eb077186da46702d0111:disqus it would never be as big as The Larmy.
Forget about it, stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, Gretchen.

Yeah, that was also a big kick in the balls for those of us who have them.

Never! It was so Do No Harm-y! Like, you thought it might do harm and then nope! No harm!

You… you're the worst.
Look at you, with your bold lettering that I still don't know how to do.
If I did, oh, if I did! You'd be in for a world of bold, sir.

@avclub-fcd67bb244611a3cc596ee284ed24253:disqus told you it was.
Really, if I could recommend one sitcom to someone, it would be Parks & Rec.
Well, also Cougar Town if you haven't been watching it.
Both of these shows are things you really need to be watching.
Best comedies on TV at the moment.

Well that would just be rude.
I'm English, we believe in manners above pretty much everything else.

You must stop putting up news updates for this show.
It actually, physically hurts.
Good God, AV Club!

Throw your keys in the bowl
Kiss your husband goodnight
Forget about your house of cards
And I'll do mi-iiii-iiiiine
…this is the wrong House of Cards, isn't it?
Shit.

Yeah, I was really liking the New York stuff - to the point where I thought they should've just made it a spin-off - until a couple of episodes ago.
At the start of the season, it felt really exciting and just a bit more… cool, I guess? 
Eurgh, 'cool'. 
But yeah, everything just feels a bit flat there at the moment.
It…

Oh I would definitely buy it if it had a 'lavender swer-uhhhhhhhl!'

I suppose Doritos dust ice cream wouldn't have sold too well, though…

Meant as a plot device.
Kevin's plenty dumb, though, yes.

Just so we're clear; Nothing is dumber than Robert California.

Yeah, I've never understood why they dress Unique like Sally Spinster.
Lots of sequins. Too many sequins.
It's a hazard, really; One of her 15 cats might choke on them.

That's what she said! No, that doesn't make sense…

Aaaand now I'ma have to YouTube the end of SFU for the millionth time and cry a lot.