Is this
the inverse of the NAACP Image Awards? I smell trouble.

What the beard?!
The whole thing is a spiritual sequel to Walk the Line. He wants his damn Oscar.

I watched this show on A&E
Italian-American gangsters saying "friggin'" might be more damaging to their reputations than murder.

Being 18, I can actually say that a large portion of young people use grammar correctly. They learned us good in school.

What percent
of the show will be committed to vaudeville magician impersonators?

Yep, along with the flamethrower.

The good old days
When Homer's faults inspired empathy, not sad sighs of "remember when this show was the best?"

They could
turn the thing into a Meredith reality show, a la Jersey Shore. As it takes place out of New Jersey, it could work.