How is Illinois Southern?

How is Illinois Southern?

Someone's got to make Tim Armstrong look hardcore.

Someone's got to make Tim Armstrong look hardcore.

Fuck your take.

Fuck your take.

So, things that confuse you: beards and blacks.

So, things that confuse you: beards and blacks.

Yo, bad luck, their wedding is going to cause a war or make a war worse or something, you might as well copy the vows from Downfall.

Yo, bad luck, their wedding is going to cause a war or make a war worse or something, you might as well copy the vows from Downfall.

Who compulsively does math, yet gets the answer incorrect? 

Who compulsively does math, yet gets the answer incorrect? 

Catch 22 cans of worms can only be opened with a worm.

Catch 22 cans of worms can only be opened with a worm.

I don't know why everyone's always knocking black tar - it gets the job done well enough.

I don't know why everyone's always knocking black tar - it gets the job done well enough.

Our response:

Our response:

Hey, turdsandwich, you shouldn't have to mark something as a spoiler here because you shouldn't be posting it here.  Come on, it's not too hard to figure this out, I know you can do it.

Hey, turdsandwich, you shouldn't have to mark something as a spoiler here because you shouldn't be posting it here.  Come on, it's not too hard to figure this out, I know you can do it.