OUI, I AM ZE FRANCIAS ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKIER. I AM A DISILLUSIONED IMMIGRANT PARISIAN JUVENILE, WHO WHEN NOT WIPING MY ARSE WITH COUNTER-MANNERIST PAINTINGS AND WANKING OFF TO GIANT YNGWIE MALMSTEEN POSTERS, WASTE MY DAYS DERIDING YOU BOURGEOIS HIPSTER DOUCHE-SAC CHIENNES. NOW GO AWAY OR I WILL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME.