Damn the NFRA!

@avclub-3dc4aaab44b8330ca759362875013019:disqus "That's right my dear! Enough dick to blow Poon Town off the face of the earth!"

Actually, until the Supreme Court gives us their Nefario v. Brand ruling, he very well might.

Krieger finally makes a children's movie.

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a studio executive whose grandson liked Blade Trinity!

DC, stop. You are not Marvel. You already perfected the Justice League on television. Don't do this.

I'm confused, is this a brothel for animators or does Jessica Rabbit go down on you if you pay the madame? The answer to this question may be very relevant to me.

When I went to see Monster's University there was an ad for this, with those little yellow things, and at the very end one of them was just yelling WEEE-WOOOO WEEE-WOOOO WEEE-WOOOO over and over like a fire truck. Anyway, when the trailer ended, all the little kids in the theater started yelling WEEE-WOOOO WEEE-WOOOO…

This just isn't charring my tree.

Yeah, that's practically 90% of this site.

He left us behind.

"Did you really get him a gift certificate?"

And his profile ripped off Groot!

Yeah, imagine if in real life a politician went to unnecessary lengths to help ensure his victory in an election even though he had an overwhelming majority of the votes. Like if, and I'm just spitballing here, an incumbent President bugged his opponent's election committee to discover their strategies even though he…

They only did that cause NPR is in the pocket of Big Mayo.

It's the easiest possible joke but I still cackled at "I had four aces!"

It's practically explicit at this point, right? I love it, and they are consistently hilarious. Sometimes I randomly giggle thinking of Kevin Michael Richardson's delivery of "You a Gemini?"

Oh my god if we don't get an entire episode focusing on the amber encased dinosaurs getting loose I'll be disappointed. When that Utahraptor started moving it's toe I flashed back to my 7 year old nightmares and got so excited to see that play out onscreen.

I could easily buy Grunkle Stan only having old film cameras and no digital ones. As for disposables, I think Dipper used them up in the lake monster episode.

The darkest joke on this show will forever be Lil' Gideon's mom.