The custody battle for rubber ducky is ruthless.

Wait till you see the divorce.

Marriage in California. Remember, in the majority of states in this country no legal gay marriage.

Then let me check your…figurine.

Sam can grandstand all he want but everybody knows he's has a "wide stance" in airport bathrooms.

On the South African version of Sesame Street there is a puppet with HIV, but it certainly isn't grotesquly having it's skin peel off or anything.

@avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus @avclub-525f76574b3a2a5bcb4da793c92a16fb:disqus Yeah, Breaking Bad is probably the most visually striking show on TV, but Mad Men can also be gorgeous when it wants to be. I mean, the costuming and set design alone put it near the top of the best looking shows on TV.…

I mean, maybe you could say that was HBO's. But in the years after the effects of those shows began to seep into other channels and now we have such a variety of great television across the board.

Honestly I love The Wire and The Sopranos and Breaking Bad and Deadwood as much as anybody but I do find myself revisiting Mad Men moreso then any of these. I think they are all too good in quality to effectively rank (…well, yeah, except The Wire which is the best) but Mad Men is truly a special and fantastic show.…

Yeah, Dinner Party ranks up there with anything the UK Office did. Woof, I love that episode with a passion but it is hard to watch without frequent pauses.

Tell that to the cleaning lady on Monday.

Yeah, that probably wasn't necessary, cause I did like Costner in this and have liked him in other stuff. He's such an easy punching bag though. He made Waterworld!

I'm starting to think you're not a fan of this movie.

I'm starting to think you're not a fan of this movie.

MAN OF STEEL SPOILERS

Be careful, you may be falling for the Roland Emmerich trap! Oh, you liked Independence Day alright? Well here's Godzilla, it sucks! But I swear baby, I can change. See, I made a movie called The Patriot! It's okay, huh? WELL FUCK YOU HERE'S DAY AFTER TOMORROW BWAHAHAHA!

"She's a track one girl!"

I can't hear Superfly without thinking of Egg Man.

My school's sex ed course can be summed up with this real multiple choice question.

No sir, he's a Chinaman!