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Plus, Brave was a much more intimate story then Ratatouille (not a knock, cause Ratatouille is amazing) and, after Brenda Chapman was canned, a lot of those intimate elements were changed/compromised.

MCCLOUD

I got $6 in nickles and a button that kind of looks like a Canadian penny. I think this just might work!

"Pitt slams a Pepsi, does a kickflip, puts on his neon green jacket and red baseball cap & skates into the zombie hoard."

I don't know, I kind of like it. It gives you some context for the reviewer's personal tastes.

God fucking dammit. Right underneath me too. Sorry Dr. Handsome.

Yeah, World War Z is a fantastic book that works because it also serves as a parody/homage to oral histories in general. The power comes from the telling of the stories, not necessarily just the stories themselves. Honestly if I was asked to make this I would make it a PBS Ken Burns-esque documentary, because that's

I mean, honestly, this is kind of all I expected from this movie, just a really silly college spoof. I am fine with it not being a staggering work of genius and just being a fun romp. That being said, I really do hope that Pixar stops leaning on it's established franchises and starts going back to more and more

Oh no! *new sobs*

I just looked this up and now I know there is a version of Carnage out there with Gandolfini and Jeff Daniels that I'll never get to see because life isn't fair sometimes.

Guys, don't engage him. He's a troll, we know he's a troll, he's been doing this thing for years. If he says something really offensive, flag him. Otherwise just let him be a dick and convince himself he's more englightened or what the fuck ever.

Finale speculation over, Tony Soprano is dead. :(

It's hard to argue about that. He just fucking hit it out of the park, without a doubt the defining mobster role, alongside Marlon Brando in The Godfather.

I just can't fucking believe it. Just…wow.

There house. There castle.

Manos is amazing, start to finish. "You folks have any idea how your were framing back there?"

"This is one NUTTY hotel!"

That lemon story is amazing!! My friend used to do the same thing with ketchup and chocolate milk.

My parents would always call me out for saying "suck" for years, and even now they don't like it when I use it.

I think it would be hard to get a story more embarrassing for all parties then Todd's this week.