"like this if you think foo fighters are 1000x better then justin beiber" -Benjamin Franklin

I hear he almost died.

"Here comes the handsome prince!"

You talking about Zach "I Want To Make This Movie Without Making Deals With Production Companies" Braff who recently made a deal with a production company for his movie?

Hahaha, yeah!

The answer: it's a fucking mess!

o/' I'm especially good at exhibitionating! o/'

It's actually pretty important because body issues in young girls start very young and the idea of Disney taking another…aw, forget it. My outrage is still focused on Equestria Girls being a real thing.

Honest to god I'm not trying to get all high and mighty about things but for some reason this is the one movie I don't think I'll ever be able to watch thanks to that incident. It's too tragic for me, and I just can't imagine watching this movie without feeling slimy. Again, no judgement if you do, what's done is done…

Small Fry was the one with the Happy Meal toys, right? The one where the eagle driving an American flag car wonders why none of the kids liked him? Yeah, that was the best.

Who doesn't remember that strangely traumatizing day where you find your neighbor's porn stash while raking leaves?

I'm pretty into that stuff on the receiving end but I know how you feel DBag. One time in the middle of a drugged up sex-romp the girl I was with asked me to choke her. I, uh, kind of obliged and it felt absolutely horrible. It wasn't a death grip or anything that, you know, actually closed off her airways but shit it…

That's right, ODB is an acronym, not the full name of a performer at Rock the Bells! Very good kids!

"Who is 'the Pretender'? Is it your parents, your teachers? No, it's all of us."

I thought "next week on Mad Men" was a comedy.

Next week, after Don wins a quiz-off against Price is Right host Bob Barker, he will have finally stumped the Bark.

It's funny that you say he's like season 1 Pete because, until Joan subtly saves Bob in the final layoffs meeting, Pete is the only one in the room insisting "No! Bob can't leave!" Of course nobody else would fall for Old Two Cups but Pete.

Jinkies!

In Soviet Kanamit, TV watches YOU when stoned!

I was going to say Toy Story as well, because that's the first movie I remember seeing in theaters, though apparently my first was The Lion King, which I also love. Hell, as somebody who had a VHS and a lot of pirated video tapes growing up, pretty much the entire Disney catalog could qualify for me. We owned all the…