George "Ronald Regan" Martin is the most conservative fantasy writer out there. Expect no sex or violence tonight, sirs and madams!

My favorite pastime is to sculpt ICBINB into little sticks and wrap them in a Land o' Lakes wrapper. If nobody says anything, I smile to myself. If they say "this butter tastes different," I send it back to the factory because it's obviously a defect.

o/' I wanna go to Earthy's! o/'

To pronounce it correctly, I would have to cut out your tongue.

George Wilson: "I'll shoot your eye out!"

I think it depends on the show. Like, RuPaul's Drag Race is the most fun show to livetweet and read reactions to in real time. On the other hand, why would you keep interrupting your Mad Men viewing to say "MEGAN DRAPER A STRAIGHT UP BITCH! #MadMen #SorryNotSorry"

Are we to believe this is some sort of magical rope?

Yeah you all laugh but just wait until somebody forgets to add a spoiler tag under a Game of Thrones article and you'll wish there was something like that for the AV Club comment section.

Cue "misandry" accusations in 3…2… 

Question 18 is ridiculous.

*sigh* Gotta read the comments directly below what I reply to.

According to the commentary they originally wanted William H. Macy. I can see that being good but I agree, Azaria makes Grimey so good without being distracting.

But never fear! There's still Justice League!

Great scott!!

I really like Pierson in general and was surprised by how good The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep And Never Had To was, so I'm looking forward to this. I'm already a couple chapters in and so far I'm noticing it's much funnier then his first novel, more jokey. I like it but I hope that further in the book it has that nice…

Well, if you count Aldo…

Who is this?

It's because it's not a bit from cinema, but instead the exciting world of radio. Durante used to sign off from his radio show by saying "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are." as a vague tribute to his dead wife.

HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS BLACK MAGIC STRANGE NO-ACCOUNT COMMENTATOR?

Yeah, he's pretty great with most roles assuming it isn't An American Carol. He's an incredibly strong comic actor.