I can't tell you how much I loved the multiple "hey girl" monologues during the songs in this episode. We need to bring that phenomena back into pop music if you ask me.

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Where's Chuck E. Cheese, he could use the work.

*sighs, puts "Donatello Does Dallas (That's a Fact, Jack!)" back on the shelf*

@avclub-ede79a5ee534f274b5f109567e6c4722:disqus Agreed, I much prefer the crowning followed by a recap episode. The editing is just so much of this show that to get rid of that element really handicaps it. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that these bitches arn't amazing to watch perform live, but it's just not the…

No no, the punchline is "The Aristocrats!" Honestly kid, you'll never make it in this town with that delivery.

I fucking hated that whole thing, and not just because the punchline was hacky as shit.

Yes, and I'll put the SUPER back in superintendent!

It's a catch 22. If they didn't, then people would be saying "HEY WHERE'S THAT NEW LOUIS C.K. SPECIAL YOU'RE REVIEWING THAT BABY GAME SHOW BUT NOT THIS??" and if they do people say "Wow that wasn't necessary just list the jokes." Basically everybody is terrible, but this will get page views and ad revenue so might as…

Well, I got the social mutant part down, so this just might work out after all!

Cult Canon and MYOF are what originally drew me to this site, and back when I was a young impressionable high schooler Cult Canon really helped expand my view of films beyond the usually mainstream fare and the codified prestige pictures. Thank you Tobias for having this influence on people like me and, surely, many…

And gerbils. They hate those guys.

Short answer: No.

That's not a question Mr. Ambassador, but we'll let the viewers at home decide!

Oh my god I have never seen a more perfect comment

Remember kids, sleep with your pillow, but don't sleep with your pillow.

We're…we're not all going to start pretending that Lizzie McGuire or Phil From The Future were really hidden gems now, are we? I mean, let's get real here, besides the surprisingly winning Wizards of Waverly Place none of these were very good.

When I see the major fall from such a height and not smash into a million pieces I shed a tear. Somebody CAN make it after all!

You know, these Twilight Zone reviews turned into hardcore pornography so gradually I hardly noticed.

Two of the odder, more formula breaking episodes of the series this week, and both are really fantastic. Five Characters is probably my favorite Twilight Zone episode, up there with The Monsters are Due and The Invaders. If they decide to go through with Toy Story 4, I hope it ends up just being a 2 hour remake of…