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Wax Tom Cruise
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I realized about a minute after posting that enemas weren't what I thought they were. I need to read more Savage Love I guess.

Well you better be into fisting then.

Even beyond that, I think people are going to become really divided in what kind of episode they want from the show. Some are going to demand each be a heady episode with lots of metaphors and thoughts on growing up, others are going to get pissy everytime an episode doesn't give us new light on the Mushroom War while

@avclub-6307a12d5c9e2fb5f23518a9a0ee8dd1:disqus You, sir, are more harsh and distasteful then this '53 Merlot!

Besides, Mabel's already has a monopoly on grappling hooks.

Hard As a Motherfucker

"Bevare of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep!"

If I had to pick a favorite Twilight Zone episode Five Characters in Search of an Exit would be a top contender I can tell you that right now.

That's the one where hamburgers eat people?

Cloud Atlas was awesome y'all. The best movie with "Atlas" in the title to come out in years! Sorry Rand!

YOU'RE ARF THE CASE!

Jurassic Parks

This is such a bizarre complaint. It assumes that people who donated to Kickstarter can't possibly donate to charitable causes cause they threw $35 towards this. Charity is not in competition with this, nobody is diverting funds from charities to fund this. But no, if you support this then you hate charity and are

If the blood isn't donated…we'll have to take it by force.

Why are you wasting your time commenting here?! You could be building houses in Haiti right now!

Sorry thousands of articles talking about how this is the death of Kickstarter being populist and how we're giving money to studios and why not give all our money to charity, you just CAN'T STOP MY ENTHUSIASM!

Kevin James and Chris Rock fear death, but Sandler? He welcomes it like an old friend.

I just think that Coco's look reminded @darktwistedjojo:disqus of meth.

Mo Haunting Mo Problems