She's a lifeguard?

I want to see a sequel to one of these movies that begins with a different couple buying the same camera the first was filmed on from a pawn shop or something and the audience realizes that the CAMERA is the thing possessing everybody! Working title: "Lights, Camera, DIE"

If Mountain Dew had a "Dew-mocracy," this Lays Potato Chip thing is really more of an "O-Lay-garchy".

Garretcest: Is Wrong

Todd was the real Rubber Man.

HEY! You liked the Foosball episode? Was it because of the fun chemistry between Shirley and Jeff? The way it deepened their characters? NO! It was those annoying fucking Germans! So lets add more of them, except for Nick Kroll cause he's doing his own thing!

I'm confused why The AV Club bleached out the picture to begin with. http://instagram.com/p/WNsn…

Mein Korprate 

Yeah, this isn't meant for kids! From what you describe, clearly this is aimed at the average AV Club commentor.

Well I'm staying out of these parts tonight. I just want to say I think this is a good review and think that from the sounds of this it's a case of something that maybe deserved the 10 hour Ken Burns treatment for such an abstract and varied topic such as feminism instead of a comparatively light three hours.

Was he the same boy who said that a sneeze is equivalent to 1/3 of an orgasm and had awkwardly conspicuous stains all over his jeans? I didn't like that boy…

A veritable smorgasbord of sin.

Without moving it's pelvis, an adult boar can make it's penis move in a semi-rotary fashion by contracting it's retractor muscles. So, ladies…

Here's something I haven't noticed people mention that really struck me; Chris' little speech to Andy about dealing with failure. It was a small moment, but in an episode filled with emotions that one stood out to me for some reason.

My biggest laugh of the night no doubt. 

I'm sorry, as much as I love this, I'm afraid it'll have to be replaced with Leslie and Ben's Lord of the Rings based correspondence e-mails.

I'm sorry, as much as I love this, I'm afraid it'll have to be replaced with Leslie and Ben's Lord of the Rings based correspondence e-mails.

You are wonderful

Big Pussy was in an episode where he played (surprise!) a rat who turns in attorney Ron Leibman and his wife Jessica Walter. God, those are fun to watch.

"Children, instead of going to the box factory we'll be going to…the box factory."