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Wax Tom Cruise
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I know for a fact the last one is fake, somebody debunked it a while ago. It doesn't make it any less hilarious.

Of course there are sheep. Anybody who doesn't believe Obama is a muslim terrorist who plotted 9/11 under the direction of Elvis Presley is a sheep.

That Russian meteor couldn't have come at a better time for this movie's marketing purposes.

Nobody fucks with De Jesus. (sorry)

Actually, thanks to it's length, you could conceivably watch Doctor Who reruns for weeks.

They should have called this The Weeks!

It sounded like Adam Reed to me, which would be awesome if true but I doubt it.

@avclub-cc225865b743ecc91c4743259813f604:disqus It's also just boring. The show has always been fairly low key, but it's humor and general optimism made it fun to watch. But that season premiere? Yeesh, what a joyless exercise. One of my favorite jokes from Faust's pilot was when Pinkie started singing her song and

Huh, interesting! I never questioned the story cause it sounded so plausible but there you go!

I like to read these headlines pretending they arn't talking about bands. Then it's about some murderous horses taking their revenge on California beachgoers to ALL of North America.

I am appalled at how bad this season has been. Like, I don't want to get all "entitled fan" here but man it has been /rough/.

I hope senpai McDuck notices me…

Defile what I defile. Eat who I eat.

Bonkers sucked HARD. Apparently it was originally supposed to be a Roger Rabbit vehicle but they nixed that part of it. Jesus, what an obnoxious show.

Even watching the reruns of those on ToonDisney you could tell DuckTales was a step above though. At least I did. I'm way too young to have watched this in it's original runs but through syndication this was on all the time and I freaking loved it.

He's such a bitch! (And also my fav A.V. Club/Gamelogical Society writer)

And then what happened? Well in Springfield they say
The Geisel's bank account grew three sizes that day

HI-HEEEEEEEL

I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU

Louis C.K. doesn't pay no cobbler's fee.