NOT THIS TIME! I'm actually watching this one before the inevitable cancellation. I will NOT be  part of the problem here!

Merry Christmas, I hope you get a pillow to cry into.

I'm still going to say Big Bird singing It's Not Easy Being Green at Jim Henson's memorial is the saddest freaking thing I've ever seen. It doesn't help that his voice is cracking the whole time and Caroll Spinney is so obviouslt crying oh god

It's not easy sounding like Somewhere That's Green.

OF ROCK

Where's Wachowski at String?

Where's Wachowski at String?

Somebody drew a face on a thumb then put a wig on it.

Woah there Hitler

That Shadow King ain't right, I tell ya what.

That Shadow King ain't right, I tell ya what.

I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you don't stop
the systematic racial divide this county refuses to acknowledge
to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

If O'Neal doesn't use a Mac I'll eat my shoe.

"Hey kid, wanna watch some Fitzcarraldo?"

You go Coco!

Rolling blackouts confirmed for each of those tour stops then.

That's more of the van adbase.

Eh, it's close enough to transfer.

Hey, Troy ain't so bad! We got a Wendy's now! Sure it's under review by the department of health, but what isn't nowadays? And our community college has a 47% success rate! Take that Poughkeepsie!