Doesn't really make sense, but topical!

Doesn't really make sense, but topical!

A week ago, Drunk Nate Silver pointed at @avclub-5dc978b30969d0ba612c37bb0543eafb:disqus and whispered "You. It'll be you." Today the prophecy comes true.

A week ago, Drunk Nate Silver pointed at @avclub-5dc978b30969d0ba612c37bb0543eafb:disqus and whispered "You. It'll be you." Today the prophecy comes true.

Twilight would be totally redeemed forever if Kristen Stewart suddenly became a rock n' roll martian. 

Twilight would be totally redeemed forever if Kristen Stewart suddenly became a rock n' roll martian. 

Literally my first thought.

Literally my first thought.

"Yeah, I can have you meet Elmo. Kevin Clash and I go way back…"

"Yeah, I can have you meet Elmo. Kevin Clash and I go way back…"

Who do I look like, Kirk Cameron?

Who do I look like, Kirk Cameron?

It's kind of ironic, in a way, that part of the beauty of early Simpsons was it's realisticish portrayal of lower-income lifestyles, but it's Golden Age didn't truly start until they dropped that and had it go kind of crazy.

It's kind of ironic, in a way, that part of the beauty of early Simpsons was it's realisticish portrayal of lower-income lifestyles, but it's Golden Age didn't truly start until they dropped that and had it go kind of crazy.

Seeing as they've replaced most of the main cast, Glee is already kind of doing Grease 2.

Seeing as they've replaced most of the main cast, Glee is already kind of doing Grease 2.

For some reason Grease, despite being pretty racy at a lot of points, gets a pass in happy Christian homes. I don't get why, but it does. I'm friends with quite a few kids who have pastors for fathers and they all go crazy about it. I guess John Travolta makes Jesus okay with it?

For some reason Grease, despite being pretty racy at a lot of points, gets a pass in happy Christian homes. I don't get why, but it does. I'm friends with quite a few kids who have pastors for fathers and they all go crazy about it. I guess John Travolta makes Jesus okay with it?

FUN FACT: When the theater department did Grease in high school, we almost got in trouble for Rizzo's subplot in the play, were she gets teen pregnant. So we had to take out Rizzo's song. Strangely they were fine with the unedited version of "Grease Lightning" we sang. So we could make the chicks cream in our pussy…

FUN FACT: When the theater department did Grease in high school, we almost got in trouble for Rizzo's subplot in the play, were she gets teen pregnant. So we had to take out Rizzo's song. Strangely they were fine with the unedited version of "Grease Lightning" we sang. So we could make the chicks cream in our pussy…