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He liked Prometheus?!? What the fuck is wrong with that kid!

He liked Prometheus?!? What the fuck is wrong with that kid!

When I saw Argo, every time Kyle Chandler was on-screen the old man behind me would yell "COACH TAYLOR!!" His family's "shush"'s didn't curb it either.

When I saw Argo, every time Kyle Chandler was on-screen the old man behind me would yell "COACH TAYLOR!!" His family's "shush"'s didn't curb it either.

My theater doesn't get phone reception. Which is a plus. The patrons offset this by just loudly talking during the whole fucking movie. Minus.

My theater doesn't get phone reception. Which is a plus. The patrons offset this by just loudly talking during the whole fucking movie. Minus.

Jesus Meryl! You were supposed to choose just one of them!

Jesus Meryl! You were supposed to choose just one of them!

Unless you're David Letterman.

Unless you're David Letterman.

Not in this market! The chin putty industry is close to collapse as it is.

Not in this market! The chin putty industry is close to collapse as it is.

I almost peed the first time I watched that scene.

I almost peed the first time I watched that scene.

Her peering from around the doorframe to squint accusingly at George, rape horn in hand, is one of my favorite moments from the show.

Her peering from around the doorframe to squint accusingly at George, rape horn in hand, is one of my favorite moments from the show.

Yeah!

Yeah!

"Is that her rape horn?"

"Is that her rape horn?"