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Wax Tom Cruise
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Uh oh, now we're going to have a whole thread of people correcting "shrimp" to "brownie". Dammit @avclub-41e23e24ee2670c4128cd7e5e5ee42ab:disqus, you see what happens when you mess up Simpsons quotes like that?!

Uh oh, now we're going to have a whole thread of people correcting "shrimp" to "brownie". Dammit @avclub-41e23e24ee2670c4128cd7e5e5ee42ab:disqus, you see what happens when you mess up Simpsons quotes like that?!

I believe it was a brownie. *pushes glasses up bridge of nose, gigglesnorts*

I believe it was a brownie. *pushes glasses up bridge of nose, gigglesnorts*

Oh, we're not doing DENTAL PLAN anymore? Aw, and I had such a good one for LUCY CLAM…

Oh, we're not doing DENTAL PLAN anymore? Aw, and I had such a good one for LUCY CLAM…

Baby on board
Something something, Burt Ward!

Baby on board
Something something, Burt Ward!

Hosted by Paulie from The Sopranos!

Hosted by Paulie from The Sopranos!

No, I have. Even dated one before (Though, uh, I didn't beat her or anything, but her exes, including the one who she cheated on me with, had). Still…yeesh.

No, I have. Even dated one before (Though, uh, I didn't beat her or anything, but her exes, including the one who she cheated on me with, had). Still…yeesh.

I understand I'm no expert on women's mental health or anything like that, but does Rihanna's close association to Chris Brown after all this feel, I don't know, borderline irresponsible? I mean, I'm sure she has her reasons and all that and I'm not questioning her judgement directly or anything but…yeesh.

I understand I'm no expert on women's mental health or anything like that, but does Rihanna's close association to Chris Brown after all this feel, I don't know, borderline irresponsible? I mean, I'm sure she has her reasons and all that and I'm not questioning her judgement directly or anything but…yeesh.

I had never heard this song till now and I am so sad my childhood missed this gem because lil' me would have loved this shaving cream, be nice and clean, shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

I had never heard this song till now and I am so sad my childhood missed this gem because lil' me would have loved this shaving cream, be nice and clean, shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

Simpson's for me too, specifically Smither's dreaming about Mr. Burns flying through his window. "Oh," thought young me. "He wants gay sex."

Simpson's for me too, specifically Smither's dreaming about Mr. Burns flying through his window. "Oh," thought young me. "He wants gay sex."